When I bought my Mazda E2000 Van, I put magnetic signs on it to identify my one-man business. Still getting to grips with the vagaries of van driving, I was on top of Brisbane's Gateway bridge when a huge gust of wind blew it into the next lane. Half an hour later, I got a call from an enraged guy who said 'my driver' had cut him off on the bridge. Thinking it was one of my mates sending me up, I went along with it for a while, in the end telling him I would take it up with whichever my Gold Coast employees it could be. I thought that I would NEVER display my mobile phone number.